A new year means new seasons of my three favorite reality shows – Survivor, The Amazing Race, and Dancing with the Stars. Survivor and The Amazing Race both premiered back in February so they are both fairly deep in the season while we are only just heading into Week 5 of Dancing with the Stars. While I have for the most part enjoyed this season of The Amazing Race and Dancing with the Stars so far, I cannot say the same for Survivor. This is the first season in a long time of the latter show, I am thinking of bailing on. So let’s get to it all.
Survivor
As I noted above, this season has been almost painful to get through and it especially disappointing coming off what was such a fantastic season with Second Chances. However, a combination of incredibly boring and uninteresting game play and boring or asshole personalities has made for an incredibly boring and infuriating season. This past week’s episode was especially disgusting and may be the thing that makes me throw in the towel on a season of Survivor for the first time in a very long time.
It all started when Scott and Jason, or as I like to refer to them “the asshole duo” were pissed about Nick’s being blindsided at the previous tribal council. This, of course, meant that the women, plus Joe, had decided to go for a women’s alliance, putting the two and Tai at the bottom. So like any mature gentlemen, they responded by hiding some of the tools at the camp, which was necessary for cooking. However, it didn’t end there because some of the women later had the audacity to be unperturbed by the petty and pathetic behavior and just make do with what tools they did have. So what does a mature and gentleman like Scott do, douse water all over the fire the women were using to cook at the time because how dare they not shrivel and beg for mercy at his feet after daring to go against him.
Here’s the thing, a player sabotaging camp life because they’re at the bottom or know they will be eliminated is not new. We saw Jane from Survivor: Nicaragua throw water onto the fire on her way to tribal council because she knew she was going to be eliminated that night. And I thought that was incredibly petty and childish on her part, just like I thought all the other people who did stuff like that were being petty and childish.
That said, what really bugged and frankly disturbed me about the behavior of those two assholes is that one, I already hated them to begin with so that just upped the annoyance but two, Scott especially is such a big guy, that the whole thing felt very menacing and threatening and it made me very, very uncomfortable. I was genuinely worried for these women when they were like, “whatever, we’ll still just do our thing” and good for them while Scott was sitting there getting more and more pissed off. Jason and Scott come across as big bullies throwing their weight around and it is disgusting to watch. Brandon Hantz was absolutely crazy and had no business being on the show in my opinion, but Jason and Scott are not crazy, they’re just bullies and assholes who get off on picking on people who they perceive are weaker than them and the only thing that would have saved this season is seeing one of their annoyingly smirking douche asses go home.
But alas, this is the season where we get the stupid super idol gimmick where two individuals with immunity idols can pair them together to make a super idol and wouldn’t you know it, Jason and Tai, the idiot aligned with the asshole duo both have idols. However, despite this power, one of the two could have still gone home had the six – Cydney, Aubry, Joe, Michelle, Julia, and Debbie – all stayed aligned and voted as a group. All they had to do was split the vote 3-3. The super idol could only be played once after the votes were read, for one person. So even if it was played for one that would leave a tie with the other asshole and whoever they and Tai voted for. A revote would only be done by the individuals who didn’t get votes, which would be a majority for the alliance of 6 and lo and behold either Jason or Scott is voted off.
Unfortunately, Julia decided her path to success lay with the assholes who she is certain she can beat in a final tribal council situation. Of course, she seems to miss the fact that she has to get there and for some reason seems to believe that they will bring her to the end over Tai I guess. In any case, her flipping to them made Aubry and company wary of the split vote plan and then Debbie’s refusal to see Julia as a snake resulted in her getting the boot. So the assholes are still there and still with the possibility of the super idol and they are naturally gloating and smirking about it. Yeah did I mention I really, really hate this season, because I do?
The Amazing Race
On the complete flipside, I have really enjoyed this season of The Amazing Race. Much was made about the gimmick of the season being all social media personalities (and a loved one), with many Amazing Race purists hating and rejecting the idea. However, to be honest, other than Tyler Oakley and Blair Fowler, none of the racers were really recognizable to me so it has been really easy to just view this as any other season.
We have thankfully been spared an annoying personality like Justin’s from last season but we do have the cliché engaged couple who argue for much of the race in Dana and Matt. This last episode saw a full meltdown from this team, to where at point Dana refused to get back in the vehicle to finish the leg. Shockingly though they still did not end up in the last place. To be honest, I’m not really sure what set the situation off and the editing was really weird in regards to it. Because the last thing we saw was they’re getting along just fine at the water park challenge and then suddenly they were arguing about directions in the car.
Here’s the thing, I’m sure Dana is probably a decent enough person in her ordinary life and the fact is this race can kick people’s butt and Matt so far has not bugged me, but watching all their drama and histrionics on Friday’s episode just made me hope that they will be eliminated very soon. Frankly they don’t bring much to the race as far as I’m concerned. Right now I’m rooting for Tyler/Korey because I think Tyler’s awesome and Burnie/Ashley and Zach/Rachel, both of whom are the anti-thesis of Dana/Matt in just being very even keel and very supportive of each other. Brodie/Kurt are probably the strongest teams but they annoy me, mostly because they are very, very, very LOUD and I find the constant bro-attitude tedious. So I would totally be up for their being a surprise elimination this season. I mean it probably won’t happen but I’d certainly enjoy it if did.
Dancing with the Stars
Season 22 of DWTS is well on the way and if it feels like there is something strange or like something is missing from this season, well it is probably because for the first time, since Season 12, Derek Hough is not a competing Pro. After his unprecedented sixth mirrorball win last season, Derek decided to take this season off to concentrate on other ventures, one of which includes a starring role on Broadway in 2017 in the Weinstein-produced revival of Singing in the Rain. While I personally feel like Derek’s talent and creativity is missed in the ballroom, the season has still had its share of wonderful moments.
Probably one of the most exciting things about this season is the lack of a clear front-runner. As fun as the last few seasons has been, the truth is it’s been obvious who the winner would be from like the first week or two. However, this season has a really strong field of good to really good celebrities. And some who may not be that great, have the threat of a large voting base, such as the football players. It is because of this strong group of celebrities that you had someone like Marla Maples go home last week, who was quite good. That said, Tony’s choreography really didn’t do much for her so I can certainly understand why she likely just got forgotten by the viewers and voters.
That said, while there is no clear frontrunner, after four weeks of dancing, I feel confident enough to make some predictions. If I were a betting woman, I place money on this season coming down to a battle between Nyle/Peta and Wanya/Lindsay and my money is on Nyle to edge out Wanya. Let’s face it, the show has been trying to have a winner with a disability for a while now. Amy came closest but there was the Meryl Davis train to contend with that season (oh and Maks’ 10-year journey to the mirrorball) and nothing was stopping it. With no clear and obvious ringer and super popular favorite this season, Nyle is just the type of contestant to pick up the casual voter as the season progresses. Barring something wonky, as in his technique stalling, which I can’t see happening because he clearly has very good natural rhythm, I think his combination of dance ability and personal story with being deaf, will be hard to beat. Also, Wanya seems a little too intense and he may overthink and psych himself out of the completion.
Other observations:
Spoilers: The spoilers for a Nyle v. Wanya battle could be Ginger/Val, Paige/Mark and any one of the football players. Ginger is okay, certainly not as great as the judges seem to be praising her in my opinion but she is bubbly and sweet and more importantly, works on Good Morning America, which means she probably has a whole fanbase of viewers who love watching her every morning. She also has Val as a Pro who is one of the most popular Pros with a steady fanbase of his own and finally, as noted, the judges seem to love her. Paige Van Zant is a really, really good dancer and she is paired with Mark who when given someone who can handle it, can come up with some truly brilliant choreography. The pair has been at the top or near the top of the leaderboard for the last two/three weeks. That said, I haven’t been getting a positive vibe towards Paige online. People seem to feel she’s cold and even think she may not like Mark. That does not bode well for her chances because you simply cannot win this show without having the viewer votes. Neither one of the football players this season – Antonio Brown and Superbowl MVP Von Miller – have particularly impressed me. However, season after season of this show has proven that they come with formidable fanbases so dance ability aside, it is never wise to count any of them out.
Disappointment: My disappointments for a DWTS season is the couple and/or celebrity I expected a lot from and feel like it just hasn’t happened. This season, so far for me it has been Ginger/Val and Jodie/Keo. Ginger/Val may seem surprising to some since as noted, the judges clearly seem to love them. However, I personally have not been impressed and a big part of that has been the choreography. I don’t know what’s going on if maybe Val has hit a block this season as he’s been on the show for a number of seasons at this point but his choreography has simply not wowed and impressed me. It’s all been rather basic and borderline boring, to be honest. So while the judges may be impressed, so far I’m not and I really thought I would be. Jodie/Keo is really tough for me because I can see how badly Jodie wants this and wants to be there and how good she is but sadly, she turned out to be the guinea pig that proves Keo’s limitations as a Pro. Up until this point, many of his fans blamed his lack of success on the show on the celebrities he was given and their obvious lack of ability. While I don’t disagree that some of his celebrities weren’t great dancers, I think it was obvious that Keo was lacking as a Pro and this season is proving it so far. His choreography is simply not allowing Jodie to truly stand out of the pack and based on their two appearances “in jeopardy”, it is hurting her in the votes. That said, I can’t put it all on, Keo. I do think the judges have been unfairly picky and critical of Jodie at times, especially considering their gushing over Ginger who hasn’t been doing much better than Jodie. Their dismissiveness of her probably makes it easier for voters to forget about her as well.
I am excited to see how the season progresses and which couples are left standing in the end. The following are some of my favorite dances of the season so far.
Nyle/Peta – Rumba
Paige/Mark – Paso Doble
Wanya/Lindsay – Salsa
Antonio/Sharna – Jazz