Adele OWNS The Music Industry
The final numbers are in – 3.38 million copies sold in one week and with that, Adele has not only broken too many records to list, but cemented her place as one of the greatest of all times. In terms of records, the one on everyone’s mind was the most obvious – most albums sold in one week, previously held by N’Sync with 2.4 million. Many believed the music industry’s days of seeing those kind of numbers were long gone and no one was ever going to break that record. I guess they were wrong.
It really should have been a surprise to no one that Adele is having amazing success with her latest release, 25. However, I’m not sure anyone could have really predicted THIS level of success. In a time when everyone uses the excuse that “no one buys music anymore…” Adele not only disproved that myth but destroyed just about every other artist in her wake, while doing so. I’ve already shared my thoughts on why I think Adele and her music connects with so many people on such a profound level. So I’ll just say “keep snatching those wigs girl – we’re not worthy….”
American Music Awards (Show)
The American Music Awards were held this past Sunday and I would love to say it was an amazing display of great music, electrifying performances and star power that kept me greatly entertained from beginning to end, but that would be a lie. Early in the show, host Jennifer Lopez, who really just seemed interested in showing how many outfit changes she could have during the three hour show, talked about what the American Music Awards meant to her and her memories of watching it as a child.
She proceeded to mention all the legends she watched perform on the show and it made me realize what’s really wrong and lacking with the show recently. There is no real star power attached to it anymore. When the biggest name in the music industry at the show is Justin Bieber, that is incredibly, incredibly sad. There were a few highlights but they were far too few and in between. Some of the moments I did enjoy include:
Jennifer Lopez’s Intro
Listen, Jennifer Lopez is a gorgeous woman who has managed to parlay some really mediocre talents to a very, very successful career and more power to her. But while she is a mediocre singer and mediocre actress, she is a pretty bad ass dancer and thankfully she is self-aware enough to know that. So after a few awkward seconds of her attempting a slowed down version of her hit Waiting For Tonight, I guess in an ill-advised attempt to prove she can maybe sing, she switched to doing what she does best and delivered an awesome dance tribute to all the hit songs of the past year. Good on you J-Lo.
One Direction Perform Perfect
Okay, I’m no Directioner or whatever their fans are called (although in a battle between them and Bieber I’d take them any day because Bieber is really, really freaking annoying) but what I liked about this is that it just was and didn’t try too hard. There weren’t any gimmicks, they didn’t try too hard and just sang the song and quite well to be honest. That said, I feel like that’s also how their last AMA performance was so maybe a little shaking up might have been a good idea. Nah, this was fine…
Meghan Trainor and Charlie Puth
This was enjoyable. Both songs were awesome and vocally they both delivered. I know most people were mostly focused on the make-out at the end of the performance and frankly I’m still sort of recovering from watching Charlie grab Meghan’s ass but for me it was a really strong performance, with or without the make-out.
Walk The Moon
I feel like this song is a little old at this point and surprised it got such a focus on the show but honestly, I love it. And that dude looked so happy and into his song and performance, it just made me enjoy it even more.
Celine Dion’s Tribute To Paris
This was frankly the best performance of night, period. Ms. Celine in full on diva mode showing them all how it’s done. And yes my French is poor to nonexistent so I didn’t understand a lot of what she was saying. However, the emotion was palpable and real and that’s all that really mattered.
American Music Awards (Winners)
Yes I’m listing different aspects of the show individually. So about the winners – well they were predictable as they always are and especially once the show went to the format of letting the public vote. At that point it was pretty much a given that the One Direction, Justin Bieber, etc. of the world would win. I know Carrie Underwood though is thrilled for this format because it’s about the only award show left that she can still get a damn win against Miranda Lambert (love my girl Carrie but it’s true. Although she did win a Grammy earlier this year for her single Something In The Water). Perhaps the biggest surprise of the night was One Direction, once again defeating Taylor Swift for Artist of the Year. Guess those Directioners really know how to vote.
American Music Awards (Fashion)
In a word, the fashion was awful. It was like the battle of who could look the tackiest. Perennial fashion favorites like Gwen Stefani disappointed terribly (is this what divorce does to one’s fashion sense), others were just boring, like Selena Gomez and most just tried WAY too hard. I honestly cannot think of one look that I absolutely loved. At best, there were a few that I didn’t absolutely hate but that’s not saying much.
Dancing With the Stars Finale
The confetti rained down on the ballroom as another season of ABC’s long running hit (and one of my reality favorites) Dancing With the Stars came to a close. When it was all said and done, 17 year old Bindi Irwin, the almost unnaturally happy wonder from down under, edged out Backstreet Boy star Nick Carter, to win the mirrorball. Bindi’s win meant an unprecedented sixth mirror ball win for her Pro partner Derek Hough, thereby cementing his GOAT status on the show and angering all the ones who hate seeing him win, which of course only amuses me greatly.
I believe Bindi had it in the bag by mid-season. Not only was she clearly a fan favorite who was likely getting a vast amount of viewer votes, she was the most consistent throughout the competition. Great as Nick is, I don’t think he ever really grew as a ballroom dancer from Week 1 to the finale and he was too in his head, much like Alexa PenaVega who actually had some really good natural ability and rhythm but could never get the consistency down and nail the dances week after week. In conclusion, it was a fun season, which is usually the case for me personally.
I have watched this show since the first season and sure there are things that bug me here and there but at the end of the day it is a fun, cheesy show for a really ugly trophy and why I can never understand those who take it so seriously and become so vicious and angry about the favorites. In a world where we’re seeing so much hate and violence, I look forward to the simplicity of DWTS with its spray tan, cheesy dialogue, fun dancing and of course Tom Bergeron. And I’ll be back in March, when the show returns for Season 22. Some of my favorite performances from the season were:
Bindi/Derek – Viennese Waltz
Bindi/Derek – Foxtrot
Bindi/Derek – Freestyle
Nick/Sharna – Viennese Waltz
Nick/Sharna – Samba (Saturday Night Fever)
Team Nightmare
Lindsay/Carlos – Quickstep
Andy/Alison – Jazz
Tamar/Val – Rumba
Alexa/Bindi – Duet Charleston